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  • Britney Spears: “3″ Director’s Cut

    Britney Spears: “3″ Director’s Cut

    Indeed, the first post of the new year, and for that matter, the decade is a Britney post. Why you ask… because  It’s Britney Bitch. Now, there’s a method to my madness here, just hang in there. In my ever so humble typically heavily critical opinion, Britney is on a short list of 3-5 people [...]

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  • Britney Spears’ Vid For “3″

    Britney Spears’ Vid For “3″

    Meh… so I expected way more than close-ups of nappy weave and a half-assed horizontal pole dance. I was hoping for some nasty dry humping and sweat filled simulated orgies à la “I’m a slave 4 U.” And just as a sidebar to Brit Brit, what’s with the product placement for your drugstore parfume? Just [...]

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  • Britney’s ’3′ Lyrics

    Britney’s ’3′ Lyrics

    I mean shock and awe is the name of the game in bubblegum pop these days, but come on. Britney Spears has a new single out, 3, and it rocketed to the number 1 spot on Billboard Hot 100 which perplexed me since the song ain’t that good. So I did a little investigación and [...]

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