No no no no, f*ck YOU Celine Dion. For all you Labatt Blue drinking hockey fans with the Gretzky jerseys on. For all you emotive beard-sporting indie bands with waaaay too many people onstage. For all you crying on the inside rubber faced outside comedians (Will Arnett, Jim Carrey, John Candy, Dan Aykroyd, Phil Hartman, Mike Myers, Martin Short) this one’s for you. Have a Happy Canadian Thanksgiving (w. Ellen Page & Justin Long).
